"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that training at The New School might have paid off."
Well, the stage seems to be set for at least a couple of debates between incumbent President Joe Biden and the man...
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever be just a few microns away from Donald Trump's penile flesh?"
Sometimes, I have to say, I just cannot believe my luck.
I could never have guessed when I woke up yesterday...