James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

Pro-Trump Televangelist: “Jesus Loves the Little Children in Cages a Little Less”

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

Local MAGA Supporter In Hospital With Burns on Feet After Nike Protest Goes Awry

Celebrity Chef E. Schrödinger’s New Restaurant Is Now Open..Or Is It?

Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac

Pat Robertson Says California Earthquake Was God Clapping for Trump’s 4th of July Parade

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

Tennessee Man Can’t Figure Out Why Black Friends Don’t Like His Confederate Flag Display

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