James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Tomi Lahren: “Everyone Knows Mermaids Are White, Just Like Santa and Jesus!”

Fortnite Promises New Patch Won’t Take Away Game’s Key Feature of Turning Your Tween Into an Angry Maniac

Pat Robertson Says California Earthquake Was God Clapping for Trump’s 4th of July Parade

George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber

Tennessee Man Can’t Figure Out Why Black Friends Don’t Like His Confederate Flag Display

Trump Blames 4th of July Rain on ‘Bob Mueller’s Team of Angry Democrats’

Historians Unearth George Washington’s Pilot License

Native American Man Spends July 4th Telling Americans To ‘Go Back’ Where They Came From

President Trump Hopes Americans Appreciate How Hard Sucking Your Own D*ck In Front of Tanks Really Is

Trump Orders New ‘Specialized’ ICE Squad For Hispanic Arrests and Deportations

Local MAGA Boy: Nike Should ‘Make It Up To’ Trump Supporters and Put Flaming T’s On Their Shoes

MAGA Boy Outraged at How Uncivil AOC Was to Trump’s Gulag Guards

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