James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Navy Reveals Washington Won Its First “Top Flintlock” Trophy

British Ambassador Promises To Stop Having Opinions That Are Based In Fact

Man Starting To Regret All the Cocaine He Did Right Before Playing Jenga

Fox News Hires David Dennison as New Programming Director

Megan Rapinoe Accepts Invitation to Visit Hillary Clinton’s House

How and Why Benjamin Franklin Invented Overhead Storage Compartments

Pro-Trump Televangelist: “Jesus Loves the Little Children in Cages a Little Less”

Government Engineers Install All-Seeing Eye On Top Of Trump Tower

Obama Still Secretly Questions Trump’s Human Birth Certificate

Trump Offers to ‘Turn Off’ California Earthquakes In Exchange for 2020 Electoral College Votes

Local MAGA Supporter In Hospital With Burns on Feet After Nike Protest Goes Awry

Celebrity Chef E. Schrödinger’s New Restaurant Is Now Open..Or Is It?

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