James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Fuming Bezos Threatens Hostile Takeover of Offensive Crayons Over Amazon Day Buttplug Protest

Barack Obama Agrees That Donald Trump ‘Doesn’t Have a Racist Bone’ In His Body

Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly

President Explains Why Only People Who Voted For Him Have First Amendment Rights

Dinesh D’Souza Says Hurricane Barry’s Real Name is Barack

Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico

Lindsey Graham: Racist Tweets Make Trump’s Sphincter Taste ‘Delicious’

Local Klansman Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Trump Telling Four Brown Americans to Go Back Where They Came From

ICE to Update Agents’ Badges, Uniforms, and Hoods

Congresswoman Suggests Trump ‘Go Back to the Overflowing Toilet’ He Came From

Bigoted Woman Tired of Being Called a Bigot for Supporting a Bigoted President

Trump Orders Social Media Companies to Require Users to Like and Follow Him

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