James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Rick Santorum Worried All the Focus on Mexicans Not Leaving Enough Hate for Gays

Lahren Bashes Highway Safety Laws While Putting on Her Seatbelt

Trump Supporter: America is Terrible and Kaepernick Should Honor America Because It’s Perfect

Trump Jokingly Refers to Honest Abe’s Wife as “The Lincoln Tunnel”

Trump Claims It Was Obama Who Farted on All The Brand New Couches in the White House

Trump Hires Detective to Find Mitch McConnell’s Russian Birth Certificate and Destroy It

McConnell Assures Public He’ll Secure 2020 Election Just as Soon as Putin Says He Can

This Weeping Man Will Pummel Your Snowflake Ass If You Make Fun of His Dear Sweet President Again!

Trump Campaign Manager Promises His Boss Will ‘Keep America on the White Track’

MAGA Supporter: “It’s Much More Betterer to Not Be Having to Press 1 to Talk American!”

Pictures Confirm Black Hole Swallowing Charlie Kirk’s Face

Fake President Gives Speech Behind Real Presidential Seal

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