James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Exclusive Report: Is the President a Complete and Total Moron?

Is Your Rascal Scooter Fully Charged In Preparation for a Second Civil War?

President Wants Pizza Delivery Driver Who Forgot His Cheese and Peppers Arrested for Treason

Idiot Uses Twitter to Whine and Rant Like a Big, Dumb Idiot All Weekend Long

President Forbids White House Staff to Use Any “I-Words”

McConnell: “The President’s Not Above the Law, It Just Doesn’t Apply to Him”

Exclusive Investigation: Is the President a Complete Moron?

Ken Starr Sees a ‘Stunning Lack of Blowjobs’ In Impeachment Case Against Trump

Gingrich Explains Subtle Differences Between Consensual Blowjobs And Coercing Foreign Governments to Investigate Political Rivals

Local Man Unsure Trump Should Get To Pick Supreme Court Justice During Impeachment Year

Richard Nixon Sends His Articles of Impeachment to Nancy Pelosi ‘To Save Some Time’

President Claims Quid Pro Quo Covered Under Executive Privilege

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