James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

Stephen Miller’s Been Lobbying to Permanently Make Christmas “White”

Melania, Jill, or Elon: Which First Lady is America’s Fave?

My Town’s Local Rapist Has Big Dreams to Serve the President One Day

Disney Tells Investors They’re Open to Removing “Woke” Christian Content

Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Musk’s Apparently Convinced Trump to Replace Air Force One With Epstein Air 69

Musk’s D.O.G.E. Will Work Closely With His C.U.N.T.

How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

Jeff Epstein’s Ghost Told Me He’s “Really Proud” of His Pal’s Comeback

A Permanently Imperfect Union

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