James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”

Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him

Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser

Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving

Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

Analysis Shows More People Than IQ Points in the Arena During Last Trump Rally

Tucker Carlson Opens Up About Rooting for ‘Those Guys With the Smart Uniforms’ In the Indiana Jones Films

God Says Trump is the ‘Chosen One to Warn Others Not to Become Slovenly, Racist Morons’

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