James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”

Trump Demands House Vote on His Articles of Impeachment Using ‘Electoral College Rules’

Study Shows Inverse Relationship Between Genital Size and How Often You Say “Cuck”

Study Shows 100% of Abortions None of Your Business

Trump Orders Facebook and Twitter to Force Users to Like and Follow Him

Alabama Pro-Lifers Grant Personhood to Precum

Women for Trump Teams With Chickens for McNuggets on Campaign Fundraiser

Pentagon Tells Trump U.S. Armed Forces ‘Can’t Afford’ Two-Front War on Christmas and Thanksgiving

Seating Chart Places President At Kids’ Table for White House Thanksgiving Dinner

Trump: Giuliani Went to Ukraine on Orders from President John Barron, Not Him

Former Papa John’s CEO Did 40 Days’ Worth of Coke in 30

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