James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Hillary Clinton Offers To Represent President Trump In His Impeachment Trial

Obama Offers to Print Trump’s Articles of Impeachment on His Birth Certificate

Matt Gaetz Wasn’t Coked-Up During the Impeachment Hearing! Of Course Matt Gaetz Wasn’t Coked-Up During the Impeachment Hearing? WHO TOLD YOU MATT GAETZ WAS...

Chick-Fil-A Introduces New “Merry Christmas” Covfefe Cup

Racist, Lying Conman With Tiny Hands, Mushroom Penis, and Bad Spray Tan Who Fantasizes About Boning His Own Daughter Can’t Understand Why Anyone Would...

A Complete List of Offenses in House Impeachment Report GOP Would Forgive if Obama or Hillary Did Them

6 Things as Perfect as Trump’s Ukraine Call

Which Barnyard Animal Does Devin Nunes NOT Fuck?

Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

Santa Asks 58 Year Old If She Still Believes Trump is a Real President

Trump Orders All Holiday Greetings Replaced With “Merry Christmas”

Trump Demands House Vote on His Articles of Impeachment Using ‘Electoral College Rules’

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