James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

Tomi Lahren: “Non-White Portrayals of Baby Jesus Put You on Santa’s Naughty List”

Santa Asks Trump If He Can Bring Gifts to All The Good Little Boys and Girls in Concentration Camps

TIME Tells Trump He’ll Be Their “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Little Bi**ch of the Year” in 2020

Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe

McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow

Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook Calls “White Tr*sh” and “Sister F**ker” Hate Speech, But Hate Speech Is Not Called Hate Speech

Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden

Matt Gaetz Blew a .28 on Breathalyzer Right Before Bringing Up Hunter Biden Driving Under the Influence

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Cunt of the Year” in 2020

Sen. Lindsey Graham Told Judiciary Committee Exact Length He’ll Go To Defending President Trump

White House Demands Democrats Add Pictures to Articles of Impeachment So Trump Understands Them

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