James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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TIME Tells Trump He’ll Be Their “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Little Bi**ch of the Year” in 2020

Country’s Biggest Shit Wants Nationwide Toilet Probe

McConnell Promises to Hold Impeachment Trial in Moscow

Zuckerberg Explains Why Facebook Calls “White Tr*sh” and “Sister F**ker” Hate Speech, But Hate Speech Is Not Called Hate Speech

Jordan, Gohmert, Collins Smugly Confident They’ve Convinced America to Impeach Hunter Biden

Matt Gaetz Blew a .28 on Breathalyzer Right Before Bringing Up Hunter Biden Driving Under the Influence

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing Cunt of the Year” in 2020

Sen. Lindsey Graham Told Judiciary Committee Exact Length He’ll Go To Defending President Trump

White House Demands Democrats Add Pictures to Articles of Impeachment So Trump Understands Them

Pat Robertson Reminds Christians They’ll Go To Hell for Loving Baby Yoda and Baby Jesus

Trump: “The IG Report Concludes I Should Be Able To Round-Up and Execute Democrats on 5th Avenue”

Bill Barr: “Non-Whites Who Don’t Own Land Voting Sets a Dangerous Precedent of Self-Governance”

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