James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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A Complete List of All the Trump Supporters Who Have Already Enlisted to Fight in His War with Iran

Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”

Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence

Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

He Would Rather Be Homeless in California Than Live in Alabama

Study Confirms 100% of Abortions Still None of Your Fucking Business

TIME Promises Trump They’ll Name Him “Obnoxious, Petty, Self-Aggrandizing C_ _t of the Year” in 2020

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