James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump: “They Better Call The Witnesses Who Can Exonerate Me and Who I’m Forbidding to Testify!”

Smithsonian Publishes Notes From Constitutional Convention Debate Over Presidents Ordering Goons to Stalk Ambassadors

Friends Say Now They Understand Why Vince Vaughn’s Hands Smell Like He Doesn’t Use Toilet Paper to Wipe

Local Knuckle Dragging Moron Mocks Girl Ten Times Smarter and Accomplished Than He’ll Ever Be

Bill Barr Pretty Sure Trump Can Order Anyone Killed Any Time, In Any Place, and For Any Reason At All

POLL: Most Americans Hope Sanders and Warren Fans Remember How God Awful Trump Is

This 77 Year Old Tortoise Has F_ _ked the Working Class So Much It’s On The Brink of Extinction

Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political Ads

NYC to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

Militantly Atheist and Anti-Hunting Comedian/Movie Star Really Sick of All Your Celebrity Activism, Hollywood

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address

Iran Says Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations Are American Targets of Cultural Value

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