James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Man Kicking Himself for Missing the Perfect Opportunity to Kill Himself

Trump Administration Tells Americans Coronavirus Would Have Been Stopped By Trump’s Wall

Sotomayor and Ginsburg Suggest Trump Should Recuse Himself From All Cases Involving America

Jesus: “It’s Cute When Christians Think Bernie’s Too Socialist”

Musk Invests $10 Million in New Water Pipe Company

Ghost of FDR Worries Fellow Socialist Sanders May Only Be Elected to Two Terms

Trump Offers to Run the Real Taj Mahal Into Bankruptcy

Can a Candidate Win the General Election If They’re Enormously Popular and Keep Winning Primaries?

Man’s Dick Suing Him For Power of Attorney

President Trump Asks All Intelligence Briefings Include Small Words And Big Pictures

Trump Names David Avocado Wolfe Wind Cancer Czar

Moderate Democrat Worried She’ll Have to Vote for Candidate Who Supports Policies She Says She Cares About Too

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