James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Treasury Orders Trump’s Mushroom Stamp on Coronavirus Stimulus Checks

Florida Deems Rub-n-Tug Massage Parlors ‘Essential Businesses’

Trump Demands Obama’s Long Form Biden Endorsement

McConnell Says Trump’s Dick Tastes Like ‘Total Authority’ to Him

White Claw Reveals Its 7 Least Popular Flavors

Trump Assures Governors He Stands Ready to Take Credit for Their Hard Work Battling Coronavirus

Trump Wonders If Doctors, Nurses Could’ve Saved As Many Lives Without His Own Dick In His Mouth

Bernie or Bust Voter Won’t Vote For DNC Shill Bernie Sanders After Biden Endorsement

President Trump Worried Extended Coronavirus Lockdowns Might Cause Burrito Covering Shortages

Trump: “What’s The Point of Lying If Jerks In The Press Are Going To Tell Everyone I Lied?”

Hannity Accuses Fauci of Being Part of ‘Deep State Plot’ to Make Trump ‘Look Bad By Saving Lives’

Ghoulish Narcissistic Con Man: “Who Gives a Fuck How Many People Die If My TV Ratings Are Good?!”

1...160161162...486 Page 161 of 486