James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Reassures First Lady Coronavirus Is Not Sexually Transmitted

Protesters Demand Right to Congregate During Zombie Outbreak

New Poll: 75% of Americans Hope Trump and Kim Jong-un Share a Cardiologist

Mike Pence Asks Heaven If Jesus Could Join Coronavirus Response Team

UPDATE: No YOU’RE Drinking Too Much During the Coronavirus Quarantine, Asshole!

Dipshits Flock to Beaches to Help Stop Stopping Spread of Coronavirus

55,000 Dead Americans Agree: It’s Important to Recognize How Mean The Press Is To Trump

Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine

Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies

NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time

Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

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