James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Eric Trump’s Family Spent Four Hours Explaining Why He Can’t Inject Himself With Lysol Wipes

Trump Supporter Not Sure He Has Enough Bleach for Robes AND COVID-19 Vaccine

Trump Supporter’s Veins Feel Clean and COVID-Free Right Before He Dies

NY and CA Offer to Buy Kentucky So They Can Stop Bailing It Out The Rest of the Time

Trump Supporter Takes Knee During National Anthem to Protest Coronavirus Lockdown

Local Stripper Practicing Giving Lap Dances from Six Feet Away

Trump Suggests Using Windmill Cancer Treatments to Fight Coronavirus

Report: Ow! Fuck! Pins and Needles!

DNC Announces New Strategy: Encouraging Trump Supporters to Protest Coronavirus Lockdowns

Fat Fuck Attention Whore: “Thousands of People Dying Don’t Hurt My Fabulous TV Ratings!”

Taco Bell Unveils New “Nacho Cheese Chalu-IPA” Craft Beer

Devin Nunes: ‘Only 10,000 Benghazis’ Not Worth Shutting Down Economy Over COVID-19

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