James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice

Experts Warn: U.S. Economy Now as Depressed By Trump as Americans Are

Pat Robertson: “Jesus Died For Your Sins. The Least You Can Do Is Die For Trump’s Economy.”

President Says Special Kool-Aid Will Protect Americans Returning to Work Without COVID-19 Vaccine

Lahren: “All Lives Matter Except When You Need to Die for The Economy”

5 Signs You’re Oppressed and Not Just Being Asked to Skip Sunbathing So Humanity Survives a Pandemic

President Promises Americans ‘The Trump Steak of Coronavirus Vaccines’

Trump University Med School Invents Breakthrough COVID-19 Vaccine Made From “Serpentine Grease”

ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests

Trump Pledges 10,000 Flotation Devices to ‘Help the Mexicans Survive’ Cinco de Mayo

Trump Calls William Shatner to Wish Him Happy May The 4th

Local Militia Group Preparing to Liberate Chick-Fil-A Dining Room From Coronavirus Lockdown

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