James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Local Man Pretty Sure He Can Convince Himself to Masturbate

Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a ‘Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair,’ Medically Speaking

Eric Trump Urges His Dad to Shut the Obamagate, Obamadoor, and Obamawindows

Trump Supporter Plummets to His Death After Fauci Advises to Stay Away From Bridges on Windy Days

Fox News Medical Non-Experts Not Sure Americans Should Be Listening to Dr. Fauci Anymore

President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’

World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole

Trump Promises to Attach Obamagate Evidence to Obama’s Kenyan Birth Certificate

Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser

Putin Gives Trump Permission to Rehire Michael Flynn

Nation Devastated to Learn Trump Officials Will Likely Recover from Coronavirus Infections

Coronavirus Worries About Its Exposure to Stephen Miller

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