James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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President Trump Eliminates The Judicial Branch Via Executive Order

Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Declaring His Penis “Straight, Effective, And Completely Normal Sized”

Let These White Sports Fans Show You The RIGHT Way to Use The First Amendment

‘CNN Is Fake News!’ Screams Man Loading His Rifle While Entering Accused Pedophile Pizza Joint

Babylon Bee Writer Laughing At “Blazing Saddles” for All The Wrong Reasons

Barr Says Presidents Can Ignore Election Results They Don’t Agree With

Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead

An Angry, Racist, Orange Bag of Diarrhea Will No Longer Voice the Character of Donald Trump

Unknown White House Official Tried Convincing Trump COVID-19 Was Obama’s Idea

CDC Study Shows Wearing a Mask Reduces Spreading Selfish Douchebaggery by 100%

Trump Tells Taliban They Owe Him a Cut

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