James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Asks If It’s Too Late to Run Election on “Golf Scoring”

Election Day: Voters Head to Polls During Final 24-Hours of Coronavirus Pandemic

Trump Says a Vote for a Democrat Should Only Count as Three-Fifths of a Republican Vote

Congratulations, America! King Trump Has Decided to Let You Vote Today!

Cruz Awaits Poll Closings and News About Whether His Wife Will Be Ugly Another Four Years

Putin Wonders If He’ll Be Batting a Thousand or .500 After Votes Counted

Trump Kids Ask Daddy If It’s Time to Start Stripping the White House of Silverware and Copper Wiring Yet

Trump Demands States Only Tally Biden Votes as High as His Base Can Count

Win or Lose, Trump is Entitled to Secret Service Protection and Lindsey Graham BJs For Life

Trump: “When You Look At Countries Called The United States, We’re Doing the Best”

Biden Supporters Surround Trump Bus and Tell It How to Get to Sesame Street

Brett Favre ‘Thankful’ for Career Full of Head Injuries That Inspired Him to Vote for Trump

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