James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos

Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

106 House Republicans Sign Brief With Supreme Court Declaring Trump’s Genitals ‘Tasty and Habit-Forming’

48 States File Federal Suit Claiming Facebook Should Be Broken Up Into Smaller Havens for White Nationalism

Trump Sues Trump Campaign for Losing

Trump Claims Alternative Victory in Alternative Election and Will Stay On As President of Alternate Reality

20 States Sue Texas for Being Embarrassing Morons

While Biden Is Sworn In, Donald Trump Wants Air Force One Packed With Supporters He’ll Fly to Guyana

Trump Officially Transitions Eric and Don Jr. to Joe Biden

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