James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Do We Live in America Anymore If There Aren’t Any Racist Team Mascots?

McEnany Reportedly in Talks to Join New Administration

Last Week, Ted Cruz Met With Trump’s Balls for a Supreme Court Argument Strategy Sesh

Stephen Miller Plans to Go from Working at the White House to Working at a White Castle

Mike Pence Plans to Leave D.C. and Move In Next Door to Trump’s Ass

Dr. Jill Biden Prescribes Wall St. Journal Opinion Writer ‘1000mg of Shut Your Pie Hole’

Trump Demands Electoral College Make Joe Biden Repeat His Senior Year

Supreme Court Rules the Constitution Still Takes Precedence Over Presidential Egos

Supreme Court Decides: ‘Fuck Trump’s Feelings’

Trump’s Lawyers Ask Supreme Court to Declare His Hands and Genitals ‘Normal’

TIME Magazine Names Trump ‘Sore Loser Crybaby Bitch of the Year’

106 Republican Congressmen Order Eggs Benedict for Caucus Breakfast

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