James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Looking Forward to Spending Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

Trump Gives Nunes Glowing Recommendation for New Job in the Porn Industry

Trump Pardons Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, and Himself

Report: The Secret Service Will Lead Trump Out of White House Using French Fry Trail

On January 20th, 2021 Trump Will Become The 45th Most Intelligent Former President in History

Hannity Says Trump Is ‘Still the Manliest Sore Loser Cry Baby Bitch’ He’s Ever Known

Gaetz and Jordan Insist Trump Must Have Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

Jesus H. Christ: “Joel Osteen is a Disgusting Capitalist Fuck Giblet”

Secret Service Will Create a Trail of French Fries Leading Trump Out of White House on January 20th

McEnany: “President Trump Is Entitled to Whine About Being a Loser Right Up Until 11:59 AM on January 20th”

MyPillow Guy Lovingly Fucks Every MyPillow Before It Becomes Your MyPillow

5 Fast Facts About Sidney Powell, The Rat-Faced Scarecrow Attempting to Steal Our Election

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