James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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After Biden is Sworn In, Trump Will Be The 45th Most Intelligent Former President Ever

Jordan and Gaetz Say Trump Won Because They ‘Wouldn’t Blow Just Any Old Loser’

Biden Posts Eviction Notices on White House Doors

Experts Warn the Next Republican Coup Attempt Could Be a Lot Less Stupid

6 Ways to Tell If Your Cult Leader is Lying About a Stolen Election He Lost Because He’s a Giant Asshole

Gaetz: “Real Patriots Don’t Ever Abandon Their Deeply Unpopular, One-Term, Impeached Loser Cry Baby President”

Least Popular President In History Still Struggling to Cope With Losing Popularity Contest

Trump Looking Forward to Spending Less Time With ‘Homewrecker’ Jared Kushner

Trump Gives Nunes Glowing Recommendation for New Job in the Porn Industry

Trump Pardons Benedict Arnold, Robert E. Lee, and Himself

Report: The Secret Service Will Lead Trump Out of White House Using French Fry Trail

On January 20th, 2021 Trump Will Become The 45th Most Intelligent Former President in History

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