James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles

Biden Still Has Not Announced An Ambassador to Thighland

White House Staff Asks Biden if He Needs the Presidential High Chair

Ben Carson Confident He’s Going to Win Donald Trump’s Chocolate Factory

Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

Trump Starting New Social Media Company With Ivanka

Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

Biden Team Asks White House to Take Down Sexy Photos of First Lady By January 20th

Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited

ISIS Arranges Trade With U.S. For Hawley, Cruz, and Trump

Betsy Devos Confident She’s Leaving the Education Department in a ‘Much More Gooder Place’

Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

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