James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Biden Team Asks White House to Take Down Sexy Photos of First Lady By January 20th

Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited

ISIS Arranges Trade With U.S. For Hawley, Cruz, and Trump

Betsy Devos Confident She’s Leaving the Education Department in a ‘Much More Gooder Place’

Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff

Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them

Matt Gaetz Blames Antifa for His Inability to Show Up To Work Sober

FDA Approves New Drug for Patriots Suffering from Insurrectile Dysfunction

3 Ways to Melt Thousands of Snowflakes at Once

Trump Assures MAGA Nation He’s Not Yet Tired of Winning at Losing

Georgia Runoff Defeats Break Ancient Spell and McConnell’s Dick Turns Back Into Lump of Coal

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