James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Gold Digging Racist Asshole Has Lost All Interest in Pretending to Be First Lady

North Korea Gives Ashli Babbit Posthumous Medal

Ivanka Doesn’t Think She Should Have to Sleep Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border

Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at a Time

Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles

Biden Still Has Not Announced An Ambassador to Thighland

White House Staff Asks Biden if He Needs the Presidential High Chair

Ben Carson Confident He’s Going to Win Donald Trump’s Chocolate Factory

Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

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