James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Instead of a Library, Trump Wants to Open a Presidential Hooters Franchise

White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot

Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’

Biden Cancels White House Subscription to Ivanka’s OnlyFans

Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Form ‘Congressional Guano Caucus’

Michele Bachmann Sees Her Own ‘Undeniable Genius’ in Lauren Boebert

Ivanka Assures Rudy Her Daddy ‘Can’t Stiff Anyone For Too Long’

Trump Jr. to Hannity: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

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