James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Alabama Teenager Rushed to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Baby In Her Eye

Space Force Releases Initial Cost Estimate to Yeet Matt Gaetz Into The Sun

For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly

McCarthy Proposes Censuring Rep. Greene’s Crack Dealer

Ted Cruz: “Maybe We Deserved to Be Insurrected.”

Confused Evangelical Still Can’t Find Anti-Abortion Verses in Bible

Taylor Greene Accuses Donut Shop Worker of Being Secret Jewish Glazer

Al Franken Offers to Takeover Marjorie Taylor Greene’s House Seat

Biden Politely Declines Lindsey Graham’s Offer of Four Years of Public Beejers

Robinhood Files Paperwork to Change Its Name to “SheriffofNottingham.”

McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her

Sure Marjorie Taylor Greene is an Unhinged Racist, But She Makes Amazing Grits!

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