James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Trump Says Jews “Should Never Have Started” the Holocaust With Hitler

God Apologizes for Not Making Two Specific Women Pro-Choice

Trump Bans “Treasonously Accurate Portrayals” of People on Sketch Comedy Shows

So You Bought the Presidency, But Still Cant Afford a Personality That Isn’t Cancer

President Musk Just Changed Every American’s Social Security Number to “69-X-DOGE-LOL”

How Much Universal Healthcare Could We Get For the Price of One Gaza?

Jim Jordan Happy to Give Congressional Spending Power to Trump’s Ballsack

How Come The President Didn’t Put His Hand on the Bible to Take His Oath?

Is DEI Why Your Family Thinks You’re a Racist Piece of Shit?

Trump Just Ordered Epstein Island Relocated to Gulf of America

X, Meta, TikTok, Microsoft, Apple Are Hosting Trump’s Balls and Also His Inauguration Parties

Wow! Biden Just Resigned and Kamala Pardoned Trump!

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