The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and singer/songwriter Jethro Q. Bohiggins. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Bohiggins, and not necessarily those of this outlet, its owership, or staff.
“…for years we…have been trying to destroy every single EV company, and now the libs wanna do it to Tesla just because of a couple of Nazi salutes…?”
I guess I’ll never be able to stop writin’ this question out in these kinds of editorial screeds, but here we go again, fam.
JUST WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH LIBTARDS?
I mean…other than being libtarded, which of course is at least half the reason they’re 99% stupid to begin with. But let’s drill-baby-drill down a little deeper and get more specific-al about it shall we? This time, I’m of course referring to how they’ve reacted to the onslaught of changes our glorious co-presidents have instituted in their not quite two months in office. The way libs have treated Co-President Elon in particular has been just mean, nasty, and frankly, probably highly illegal.
Their so-called “boycott” of Tesla has driven the car company’s stocks into the dirt of late. What really cheeses me about that fact is that for years we MAGA folk have been trying to destroy every single EV company, and now the libs wanna do it to Tesla just because of a couple of Nazi salutes and the wholesale corporate takeover of our government by some twenty year old incels he hired?
Get bent, libs!
You know what I did? I took my other co-president’s lead. I followed his example. I did what Donald J. Trump would do.
I had some impure thoughts about my daughter, and women who look like her. And when that was done, I called my local Tesla dealership and plunked down a down payment on a new Cybertruck.
CHECKMATE, LIBS!
@jamesschlarmann
Granted, I do not know how I’m gonna make that car payment every month, what with my welfares cutoff by DOGE. And I was already not able to make my ends meet before I bought that luxury aluminum dumpster on wheels.
Eggs? Hell, I ain’t seen, let alone eaten an egg in weeks, maybe months. I wasn’t happy about having to sell my Trump shoes, Trump NFT, Trump Bible, and Trump White Hood to pay for the Cybertruck. But I was grateful my pro-MAGA cousin Jerry owns that pawn store and paid me top dollar for those items.
So yes, it’s gonna be tough for a bit. But Co-President Musk warned us that it was going to be painful before it got better. And I can only assume that once he’s siphoned enough of our money into his bank account, it will get better. At least for him, and I gotta say, as a rock-ribbed, dyed in the wool Christian conservative, nothing makes me happier, or more turgid in my groin region, than when a rich white man gets richer.
See you ’round in my new Cybertruck, and ONLY my new Cybertruck, y’all. Seriously, you’re only going to see me in it from now on because I have to live in it since I can’t afford my rent no more.
Bohiggins…out!
