Yearly Archives: 2024

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Chester Cheetah Was a Drug King Pen The Whole Time and We All Missed It

If it's true what they say, that you can't judge a...
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Who’s the Fastest Filly: Coulter or Greene? A Race at Churchill Downs Will Finally Settle It.

For years, many have wondered which equine-featured fascist filly is the...
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Jesus Came Again. Turns Out, He Just Wanted a Jersey Mike’s Sandwich.

For what seems like perhaps forever, American Evangelical Christians have been...
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Who Dropped a House on Her Sister? Marjorie Taylor Greene is Offering Big Bucks to Find Out.

In need of $60k? Do you live in a fantasy world,...
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He Used Legal Cannabis, Nothing Really Happened

Later he said he smoked the cannabis, and "ate a bunch...
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I Tried the New McMoron Combo Meal. 0/10

By no means would I call myself a "gourmet." Maybe a...
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She Told Her Boyfriend She’s Keeping Her Vote Secret Until He Finds Her Clit

Regular readers will recall that one of the things we pride...
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Oh Cool, I’m Blogging About Politics Again. Can Anyone Remember Why?

A long time ago, in a country that feels a million...
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for...
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Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White...
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