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Musk’s D.O.G.E. Will Work Closely With His C.U.N.T.

"...with my CUNT right beside it, DOGE will be able to...
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Lorena Bobbitt Just Filed Paperwork to Trademark “Your Body, My Choice”

While on a multi state speaking tour in Longmont, Colorado, Lorena...
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How Many Hours Will My 90 Year Old Grandma Need to Work to Pay for Eggs and Milk?

...the incoming president's advisers would like women to first be put...
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Jeff Epstein’s Ghost Told Me He’s “Really Proud” of His Pal’s Comeback

He told me he was hoping I'd get a message out...
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A Permanently Imperfect Union

I just hope we get to have another actual election so...
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Win, Lose, or Insurrection, They’ve Assured Don His Balls Will NEVER Be Dry

"May his balls always runneth over my chin." - Rep. Jim...
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NRA Spokesman on School Shooting Victims: “Fuck ‘Em, Man”

"Fuck 'em. Like, seriously, man. Fuck 'em." - Cache Gazette, NRA...
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Chester Cheetah Was a Drug King Pen The Whole Time and We All Missed It

If it's true what they say, that you can't judge a...
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Who’s the Fastest Filly: Coulter or Greene? A Race at Churchill Downs Will Finally Settle It.

For years, many have wondered which equine-featured fascist filly is the...
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Jesus Came Again. Turns Out, He Just Wanted a Jersey Mike’s Sandwich.

For what seems like perhaps forever, American Evangelical Christians have been...
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