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Jesus Told Me He’d Prefer If MAGA Kept the Him Out of Christmas

"What do they even need with me, when they have that...
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Stephen Miller’s Been Lobbying to Permanently Make Christmas “White”

"I personally haven't seen him this relentless about a subject since...
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Melania, Jill, or Elon: Which First Lady is America’s Fave?

By our count, there have been at least twelve or thirteen...
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My Town’s Local Rapist Has Big Dreams to Serve the President One Day

"...as a rapist, you're always worried that your reputation for raping...
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Disney Tells Investors They’re Open to Removing “Woke” Christian Content

"...what's more woke than a long-haired socially liberal man in a...
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Can I File an Extension If I’m Not Ready to Control My Wife By January 20th?

I don't really want to go to jail because I couldn't...
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Gaetz Out, Fogle In?

Upon hearing the news from his fellow inmates at Englewood Federal...
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Leaked Email: Trump Will Make Musk U.S. Ambassador to Epstein Island

Presumably, there have to be some perks to buying the favor and attention...
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Tesla is Rebranding the Cybertruck

...new features include the much-hyped "Incel-erator," which  replaces the accelerator, satellite...
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Musk’s Apparently Convinced Trump to Replace Air Force One With Epstein Air 69

Well, that didn't take long, and maybe I owe Elon Musk...
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