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D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At some point in the past, two turds...
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Trump Plans to Be Sitting on His Fat Ass While Brandon Delivers State of the Union Address

While President Brandon is delivering the very first State of the...
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Greene Hopeful Her Voice Won’t Be Hoarse or Horsey During State of the Union Response

Tonight, President Joe Biden will deliver his first State of the...
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God Tells Pat Robertson to “Suit Up and Fight for Putin If He Wants the End Times So Badly”

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- This past weekend, fossilized human and...
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Glenn Greenwald Still Not Sure Russia’s Invasion of Ukraine Counts as Russia Invading Ukraine

https://youtu.be/N5hhVTPzbKo While the Biden administration was trying its best to warn America,...
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New Biden Sanctions Cut Off Putin’s Supply of Republican Blowjobs

Within hours of Russia launching its full-scale invasion of Ukraine, the...
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DeSantis Bans Rainbows From Appearing After Florida Rainstorms

Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q) is expected to sign a bill...
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I’m a Gay Teacher From Florida. Is It Illegal For Me To Introduce Myself To My Class Now?

The following editorial was written by Gerald Farthing, a 36 year...
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Man Not Sure if He’s Registering for Republican Party or Putin’s Draft

https://youtu.be/EhgHP422lRE Over the weekend, 52 year old out of work non-union carpenter...
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Fox News Now Offers a Convenient Russian Language Audio Feed for Pro-Putin Viewers

Executives at Fox News have given their approval to spend the...
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