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Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came...
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Tech

Trump Starting New Social Media Company With Ivanka

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Reportedly, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck, never...
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U.S. Politics

Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

It was never really that much in doubt, but outgoing, lame duck, one-term,...
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The Democrats

Biden Team Asks White House to Take Down Sexy Photos of First Lady By January 20th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The incoming Biden administration has asked President Donald...
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MAGA News

Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- Just days before the violent pro-Trump mob ransacked...
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MAGA News

ISIS Arranges Trade With U.S. For Hawley, Cruz, and Trump

The details of a new blockbuster trade in the Major Leagues...
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MAGA News

Betsy Devos Confident She’s Leaving the Education Department in a ‘Much More Gooder Place’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She was quite literally almost not confirmed, and...
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U.S. Politics

Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President...
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MAGA News

Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He would later tell reporters he "wasn't quite...
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U.S. Politics

Babies Insist That Babies Get What Babies Want Just Because Babies Want Them

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- "WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH," the shouts from the angry mob could...
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