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Ivanka Doesn’t Think She Should Have to Sleep Her Way to the Top of the Trump Organization Again

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- People in her orbit are telling media sources...
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Divorcing Pence and Trump Argue Over Who Gets Custody of Imprisoned Children at Border

America's most bitterly public divorce just got, somehow, even more testy....
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Parler Now Being Hosted on Klansman’s Tandy 1000

The alt-right social media app Parler was taken offline when Amazon...
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Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at a Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently...
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Obama Hopes Biden Remembers How to Take Everyone’s Guns, Jobs, and Bibles

UNDISCLOSED SHARIA COMMIE SOCIALIST BUNKER, SOROSLAND -- It's been four long...
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Biden Still Has Not Announced An Ambassador to Thighland

There are so many things for an incoming presidential administration to...
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White House Staff Asks Biden if He Needs the Presidential High Chair

The incoming Biden administration has been contacted by White House staff...
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Ben Carson Confident He’s Going to Win Donald Trump’s Chocolate Factory

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If he hangs on for just another few...
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Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came...
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Trump Starting New Social Media Company With Ivanka

WASHINGTON. D.C. -- Reportedly, outgoing, one-term, permanently impeached, lame duck, never...
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