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White House Staff Asks Biden if He Needs the Presidential High Chair

The incoming Biden administration has been contacted by White House staff...
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Ben Carson Confident He’s Going to Win Donald Trump’s Chocolate Factory

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If he hangs on for just another few...
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Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came...
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Trump Says He Won’t Participate in Biden’s Inauguration or The Next Olympics

It was never really that much in doubt, but outgoing, lame duck, one-term,...
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Biden Team Asks White House to Take Down Sexy Photos of First Lady By January 20th

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The incoming Biden administration has asked President Donald...
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Cruz Says He and His Ugly Wife Are Appalled By Pro-Trump Violent Mob He Incited

WASHINGTON, D.C.  -- Just days before the violent pro-Trump mob ransacked...
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ISIS Arranges Trade With U.S. For Hawley, Cruz, and Trump

The details of a new blockbuster trade in the Major Leagues...
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Betsy Devos Confident She’s Leaving the Education Department in a ‘Much More Gooder Place’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- She was quite literally almost not confirmed, and...
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Biden Says Stacey Abrams Can Be “Secretary of Whatever the Fuck She Wants”

In just 14 days, Joe Biden will become the 46th President...
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Ted Cruz Hands Arsonist Gas and Matches and Tells Him to Stop Setting Fire to Stuff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- He would later tell reporters he "wasn't quite...
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