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Marjorie Taylor Greene and Lauren Boebert Form ‘Congressional Guano Caucus’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Two new freshman congresswomen have teamed up to...
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Michele Bachmann Sees Her Own ‘Undeniable Genius’ in Lauren Boebert

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During her time in the U.S House of...
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Ivanka Assures Rudy Her Daddy ‘Can’t Stiff Anyone For Too Long’

Reports are starting to circulate that President Donald Trump, who has...
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Trump Jr. to Hannity: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- He might keep making allegations about...
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All The Presidents Who Were Impeached Twice

History is long, sure, but like, really long. Apparently, history goes back, literally...
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Gaetz: “In America, It’s Three Insurrections and You’re Out, Not One!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For two hours this morning, the House of...
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McEnany and Miller Cleaning Out McNugget Dipping Sauces From Resolute Desk Drawers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- There are just seven days left on President...
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Hannity: “The Classiest First Couple in History is Leaving the White House”

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- It seems that the mass of...
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Op-Ed: Won’t Somebody Do Something About Trumpists Losing Their Social Media Followers?!

The following editorial was written by Bill Dickerdolldildo. Mr. Dickerdolldildo is...
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QAnon Shaman Won’t Eat Unless Its Organic or Trump’s Ass

While in federal custody, Jacob Chansley -- known worldwide now as "The...
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