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Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie...
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Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Martin Luther King Jr.,  the icon of the...
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To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class

This story has been reprinted with full permission from The Pastiche Post. WASHINGTON,...
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Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

This story is reprinted with permission from The Pastiche Post. NEW YORK, NEW...
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Instead of a Library, Trump Wants to Open a Presidential Hooters Franchise

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most of the modern presidents have, upon leaving...
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White House Engineers Preparing to Remove Baby Gates and Bumper Rails

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In just a matter of days, a new...
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Biden to Dismantle McDonald’s Kitchen the Previous Administration Installed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The permanent staff of the White House is...
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Genealogist Discovers Recessive ‘Beta’ Gene In People Who Violently Protest Accepting Defeat

Last week, America witnessed in horror as thousands of angry, bitter...
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National Association of A-Holes Kicks Cruz Out Over His Role in Stoking Capitol Riot

CULERO, TEXAS -- The National Association of A-Holes has decided to...
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Biden Says Nuclear Codes Can No Longer Be ‘Password123’

DELAWARE -- Incoming President-elect Joe Biden told reporters today that Americans...
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