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NRA Files Chapter 11 Moral Bankruptcy

FLINTLOCK, NEW YORK -- The National Rifle Association filed for Chapter...
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Draft of Trump’s Farewell Address Leaks

In less than 48 hours, Donald Trump will no longer be...
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GOP Donors Tell Trump They Want Evidence He Can Read Before Giving to His Presidential Library

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Donald J. Trump will only be president for...
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Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie...
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Trump Asks Why It’s Not Called “Chocolate MLK Day”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Martin Luther King Jr.,  the icon of the...
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Biden Says He’ll Ask Nuclear Codes to Be Changed From ‘Password123’

This story is reprinted entirely with permission from NotReally.News. DELAWARE -- Incoming...
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To Discourage Another Attack, Biden May Taken Oath of Office in a Science Class

This story has been reprinted with full permission from The Pastiche Post. WASHINGTON,...
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Biden Will Remove the McDonald’s Kitchen Installed by the Previous Administration

The following story is reprinted with permission from NotReally.News. WASHINGTON, D.C. --...
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Trump Jr: “You Ever Notice the Democrats Won’t Impeach The President of China?”

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Instead of a Library, Trump Wants to Open a Presidential Hooters Franchise

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most of the modern presidents have, upon leaving...
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