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Fauci Gives Jordan Proctologist Referral So His Head Can Be Safely Pulled Out

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Despite clashing earlier during a congressional hearing, Dr....
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NYPD’s New Robot is the First Dog That Definitely Sees Color

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- This week, the New York Police...
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AOC Suggests Greene ‘Punch Her Own Weight’ and Debate a Potato Instead

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on Twitter, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA)...
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McConnell Blasts Dems for Expanding Supreme Court Instead of ‘Stealing Seats Like Patriots’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the House Democrats introduced legislation that, if...
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Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle

This is a breaking story, and will be updated as more...
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Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused...
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Will Biden Make You Get Gay Married Before He Issues You a Vaccine Passport Printed by Antifa, Inc?

Rumors are starting to swirl around the Heartland and Bible Belt...
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Lindell Now Has to Sell MyPillows Out of His Car Trunk in Church Parking Lots

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told OAN this morning that because so...
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John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to...
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Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger

COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA -- Some are calling it a "miracle." Others are...
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