Yearly Archives: 2021

Breaking: Tucker Carlson Still a Racist Twuntsicle

This is a breaking story, and will be updated as more...

Ivanka Says She ‘Begged’ Her Father to ‘Pull Out Before Biden’

Former First Lady Ivanka Trump might have been a little confused...

Lindell Now Has to Sell MyPillows Out of His Car Trunk in Church Parking Lots

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told OAN this morning that because so...

John Wilkes Booth Claimed He Confused His Taser for His Derringer

From time to time, one finds oneself in the position to...

Thoughts and Prayers Stop Next Mass Shooter Just Before He Pulls the Trigger

COUSINLOVER, ALABAMA -- Some are calling it a "miracle." Others are...

Palin Says It’s Time for Boebert and Greene to Return the Brain Cell She Let Them Borrow

"I guess I just forgot how much rock-ribbed, dyed-in-the-wool, true blue patriotic conservative thought can be done with a single brain cell."

Matt Gaetz Won’t Be Subway’s New Spokesperson After All

MILFORD, CONNECTICUT -- As of just three weeks ago, Congressman Matt...

Trump Confused by Gaetz Paying Someone BEFORE They Had Sex With Him

"I usually gotta cut them a six figure check after we're done so they don't tell anyone how small it is."

Babylon Bee Publishes The N-Word “Satirically”

Fans of comedy and satire might not recognize anything that the...