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Entire Population of The Dakotas Shuts Down Single Starbucks to Protest D.C. Statehood

Today, the House of Representatives voted along party lines to advance...
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CDC Says Fully Vaccinated Politicians Can Safely Rim Wannabe Autocrats Again

ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- Many Americans are wondering when life can return...
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Cruz: Dems ‘Aren’t Entitled’ to Supreme Court Majority ‘Just Because They’re the Majority’

"Do they think their democracy should be representative of their demographics?"
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FDA Says Covid Vaccine Won’t Protect You From Getting Shitty Haircuts

"This also probably means the vaccine won't prevent douchebaggery."
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Biden Ends Trump Administration’s Research Into Electrolytes and Plant Life

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While he's only been in office just around...
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Tucker Carlson Adds Two Ks to His First Name

Fox News will also rebrand Carlson's TV show .
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White Cop Being Held Acountable for Killing Black Man Makes Ann Coulter’s Head Literally Explode

"This is highest level her brain has ever performed at."
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Police Chief: Chauvin Verdict Proves ‘The System Works At Least .000000000001% of the Time’

Some local residents are scratching their heads at comments made by...
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Ted Nugent Reportedly Tried Shitting His Pants to Avoid Getting Covid

"Some folks just stick with what they know."
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Klansman Outraged That Republicans Keep Claiming He’s a Democrat

"What was the point of voting for all those Republicans if I was just gonna get called a Democrat?"
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