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5 Fun Facts About Smellise Stinkfandick, New GOP Conference Chair

Just this morning, House Republicans completed their coup d'domestic terrorism and...
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Fauci Suggests ‘Some Senators’ Wear a Mask to Hide from Punchy Neighbors

Giving an interview on CNN, Dr. Anthony Fauci suggested that even...
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Stefanik Faces Surprise Challenge from Trump’s Dong for Conference Chair

"We'd only be affirming what everybody already knows is true." -...
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AOC Tells Greene She Doesn’t Negotiate With or Debate Domestic Terrorists

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Green (Q-GA) has a lot...
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Jesus Gives Permission to MAGA to Worship Trump Instead

KINGDOM OF HEAVEN, ETERNITY -- Jesus Hubert Christ, Executive Vice-President of...
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Cheney Accuses House GOP of Stealing Leadership Election from Her

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a truly surprising turn of events, Rep....
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McCarthy: “With Liz Cheney and the Truth Out of the Way, We Can Finally Unite as a Party”

"Our fallen king showed us for nearly half a decade how...
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A Complete List of All the Awful Things Rush Limbaugh Has Said Since He Stopped Breathing

On February 17, 2021, right-wing commentator and media icon Rush Limbaugh...
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Cruz Warns ‘Democrats Might Be Allowed to Count Every Vote’ if For the People Act Passes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senate Republicans are quite nervous as a group...
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Fauci Suggests a Lobotomy Might Cure Rand Paul’s ‘Bullshit-itis’

"And let me be crystal clear -- I only say 'might'...
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