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Report: Candace Owens is Really Tomi Lahren in Blackface

In hindsight, sources close to the situation told us, it was...
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Trump Jr. Informs NY Attorney General He Intends to Plead ‘Stupidity’

LAGO DE IDIOTA, FLORIDA -- Historians may debate which president was...
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This Doughy Coward Wouldn’t Defend His Wife’s Looks But Has Thoughts on Macho Soldiers

When one envisions Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun), they don't exactly conjure...
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Walking, Talking BM Trash Talks BLM

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A walking, talking bowel movement took to the...
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Ivanka to New York Attorney General: “Daddy Doesn’t Need More Reasons to Roll Over On Me!”

LAKE VAPID, FLORIDA -- When New York Attorney General Letitia James...
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8 out of 10 Klan Members Think Tucker Carlson’s a Little Too Proud of His Racism

A new poll in Crosslight Monthly, a magazine written by and for members...
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Pelosi Says Jan. 6th Commission Can Investigate Benghazi So Republicans Support It

"...and if that isn't enough for them, they can throw in...
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South Carolina Lets Death Row Inmates Choose Execution by Spending Five Minutes With Ted Cruz

COLUMBIA, SOUTH CAROLINA -- In the Palmetto State, it's become quite...
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TX Governor Signs Law Affirming Life Begins at Erection

AUSTIN, TEXAS -- Gov. Greg Abbott (Q-TX) signed a law today...
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Read Donald Trump’s Full Statement on the New York AG’s Criminal Investigation of His Family

While he can't post it on Twitter himself, former President Donald...
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