Yearly Archives: 2021

McConnell Accuses Americans Asking to Have Their Votes Counted of a ‘Naked Power Grab’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Congressional Republicans have been fighting H.R. 1 --...

Updated Rankings Show Trump Still 45th Most Intelligent Ex-President

Every four years, Americans go to the polls and cast their...

Basic White Woman Not Sure She Should Care If People of Color Can Vote

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Kyrsten Sinema (D?-AZ) is the current chair...

Bad News for Trump: House Rules State Speaker Must Be At Least as Intelligent as Their Gavel

The political career of alleged billionaire and former reality-TV game show...

Bishop Suggests Biden Help Him Cover-Up Sex Abuse If He Wants to Take Communion

If the president wants to take communion, Bishop Richard Tugger suggests...

Trump Says His DOJ Only Investigated Reporters Who Told the Truth About Him

FART-A-LAGO, FLORIDA -- Former one term, twice forever impeached President Donald...

O’Reilly and Trump to Tour KFCs and Women’s Locker Rooms Later This Year

Last week, it was announced that former, one-term, twice-permanently impeached President...

Ohio Creates Tampon Cemetery for Grieving Almost Mothers

AHOLE RIVER COUNTY, OHIO -- The State of Ohio has contracted...

Joe Rogan Hopes to Ride Big Kid Rides This Summer

The summer months are, finally here! Making matters even better, the...

MyPillow Guy: Sasquatch Will Swear Trump Back Into Office by the End of August

By the end of August, MyPillow CEO and 2002 Crack Weekly's "Crackhead of...