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Liar Makes Truly Idiotic Claim About Crises During Crybaby Sore Loser’s Presidency

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Appearing on Fox News today, known...
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VP Harris Thanks Congressional Republicans For Endorsing Her Future Presidency

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- These days, it's tough to throw a rock...
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Graham: Biden Should Be Impeached for Afghanistan and How Little Face-to-Balls Time He Gets

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elected pro-MAGA Republicans have been relentless in the...
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Biden Asks Taliban to Trade One Stephen Miller for One Million Afghan Refugees

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As the evacuation of Afghanistan continues apace, President...
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Is Asking Someone Who Won the Election the Same as Seeing Their Vaccine Passport?

It's a tale as old as time, and even as old...
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Laura Ingraham Reveals She Watches “Django Unchained” Backwards When Flicking Her Bean

Nobody asked for it. In fact, nobody insofar as we can...
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Donald Trump No Longer Has Any Interest in Ivanka’s OnlyFans

Today, social media site OnlyFans announced that beginning in October, content...
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Boebert Defends Herself: “I’m Literally Too Stupid to Commit Campaign Finance Fraud!”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Questions are mounting for freshman Congressmoron Lauren Boebert...
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DeSantis: “I’ll Worry About Kids Getting COVID When They’re Old Enough to Vote”

TALLAHASSEE, FLORIDUH -- This morning, Gov. Ron DeSantis (Q-FL) continued his...
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Penis-Shaped Racist Shares His Thoughts on Afghan Refugees With Laura Ingraham

TRANSYLVANIA, FLORIDUH -- Last night on Fox News, host Laura Ingraham...
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