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Pregnant Texas Woman Sues Ex-Boyfriend for Child Support

GILEAD, TEXAS -- In a case that might send reverberations throughout...
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Greene Signs Deal to Be Star of New Line of Pro-MAGA Toys: My Little Ponyface

A new line of toys designed for "growing little fascists" has...
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Pro-Life Baker Devastated When Open Bag of Flour Spills and Aborts His Cake

SCHLAFLY RIVER, TEXAS-- 56-year-old Kellen Masteroni has been a baker in...
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Texas Informs Congress It Has Added “-ghanistan” to Its Name

AUSTIN, TEXGHANISTAN -- For for the first time in decades, a...
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Webster Changes Definition of “Douchebag” to “See Joe Manchin”

Dictionary publishers have to update their content quite frequently, given how...
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Texas Celebrates Its First Ever Forced Labor Day Weekend

AUSTIN, TEXASS -- All over America this weekend, people will be...
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“Let Me Explain Why Rapists Might Be Entitled to $10,000” by Gov. Greg Abbott

The following editorial was written by Gov. Greg Abbott (Taliban-TX), concerning...
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Taliban Try to Lure Women Away From Texas With Less Restrictive Laws

KABUL, AFGHANISTAN -- The Taliban are a far-right, deeply religiously fanatical...
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Texas Man Faces Attempted Murder Charges for Finishing on His Cousin’s Stomach

GILEAD COUNTY, TEXAS -- If he had known its true, full...
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Lindell: “Democrats Better Worry About What’s Going Down on Novtember 45th!”

BIG ROCK SMOKE, FLORIDA -- MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell warned Democrats...
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