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Irony: He Took Preventative Ivermectin. COVID Kept Him From a Hospital Bed After a Heart Attack.

BUBONIC FALLS, IDAHO -- 56-year-old Peter Peterson is in dire trouble,...
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Paul Ryan Researched How to Sneak Ambien Into Big Macs After Trump’s 2016 Victory

According to newly published reports, Donald Trump's election in 2016 blindsided...
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Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

"I really think it makes sense for a dick like me...
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Every Member of Congress Ranked from Smartest to Marjorie Taylor Greene

Understandably, the federal government collects and archives scores of data on...
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Boebert Confirms She Belongs to Several “Low IQ-Anon” Facebook Groups

"Free speech is for stupid people too, libs!" - Rep. Lauren...
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Club Owner Not Sure Who This “Jim Breuer” Guy Is, But Is Requiring Audience Vaccination Anyway

"You're saying he's done something remotely comedic in the last 20...
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Trump Demands the Electoral College Declare Larry Elder Governor of California

FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Over the course of four years, Donald...
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Elder Blasts California Election Commission for ‘Brazenly Counting Votes’ Against Recall

MORONBERG, CALIFORNIA -- When it was all said and done, and...
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I’m From Texas. Can I Write Off My Sperm as Dependents Now?

Last week, when the Supreme Court effectively let a ban on...
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Tyrant Biden Commands Restaurant Employees to Wash Hands After Using the Bathroom

"What about my freedom to get sick and die, fam? WHAT...
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