Yearly Archives: 2021

Remembering When Obama’s Chief of Staff Was Held in Criminal Contempt of Congress

In American history, Real Patriots know one thing -- only Democrats...

Selected Excerpts from Mark Meadows’ January 6th Text Messages

Just how much the buzz about former White House Chief of...

Trump Jr. Texted Trump on January 6th Asking If His Dad Loves Him But Never Got a Response

Despite still resisting his congressional subpoena, former White House Chief of...

Meadows Said National Guard Would ‘Protect Pro-Toothless Incestuous Racism People’ on Jan. 6

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Texts and emails turned over to the January...

Santa Disappoints Boy: “I Can’t Bring You Unicorns or Make Your Daddy President Again”

Santa Claus, while in New York recently doing some late Christmas...

Boebert Thinks Hillary Clinton Had the Fox News Christmas Tree Torched to Cover-Up Benghazi

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congressidiot Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) smells a rat,...

White House Tells Paul They’ll Send KY the Bootstraps He Wanted to Send After Hurricane Maria

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Soon, thousands of bootstraps will be delivered to...

Elon Musk Named TIME’s ‘Arrogant, Wealthy, Fuckface Dilettante Sociopath of the Year’

Today, TIME Magazine announced that billionaire Elon Musk would join a...

Historians Unearth Benedict Arnold’s PowerPoint Presentation

As it turns out, America's most infamous traitors perhaps might have...

Will Republican Interns Still Be Able to Get Abortions After the Supreme Court Overturns Roe?

This morning, the Supreme Court told abortion providers in Texas they...