Yearly Archives: 2020

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Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son...
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Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist...
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Lindsey Graham: “Real Patriotic Americans Fully Support President Trump Wagging the Bone Spurs”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- If America is on the brink of war...
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Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence...
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Man Sufficiently Apathetic About Crossing Off New Year Resolution To Accept Reality Of Meaningless Existence

Every year, millions of people make New Year's resolutions. Some want...
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Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of...
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Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.
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