Yearly Archives: 2020

Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President

A new report from the New American Journal of Obvious Stuff...

Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's decision to kill a top...

Ted Nugent: “If George Lopez Wants to Joke About Killing Presidents, He Has to Mention His Machine Guns”

WASHED-UP HAS BEEN LAKE, MICHIGAN -- Comedian George Lopez recently enraged...

Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally

The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is...

A Complete List of All the Trump Supporters Who Have Already Enlisted to Fight in His War with Iran

This week, President Donald Trump seemed to put the U.S. on...

Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest male crotch fruit,...

Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son...

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist...

Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence...