Yearly Archives: 2020

Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally

The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is...

Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest male crotch fruit,...

Eric Trump Pretty Sure He Got a Puppy From Iraq for Christmas From Daddy

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- President Donald Trump's most intelligent son...

Tomi Lahren Spotted In Recruitment Office Enlisting Someone Else’s Kids to Die for Trump’s Re-Election

VALLE DE CHINGANDA IDIOTA RUBIA, CALIFORNIA -- Fox News contributing racist...

Mike Pence Keeps Writing “1819” On All His Checks And Policy Proposals

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- High Priest Reverend Pastor Vice President Mike Pence...

Trump Offers to Send Rakes and Paper Towels to Australia In Exchange for Its Electoral College Votes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump sent the Prime Minister of...

Donald Trump Lists ‘F_ _king Your Mom’ as Only New Year’s Resolution

Donald Trump has a very short, not so sweet list of New Year's resolutions.