Yearly Archives: 2020

Bush Offers to Give Trump ‘Counselship and Tacticalistic Advice’ on Conducting Middle East Wars

DUMPHUQ RANCH, TEXAS -- Former President George W. Bush, since he...

Trump Demands Schwarzenegger Help Extinguish Brushfires in ‘His Own Home Country’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the years, an undeniable lack of love...

Pro-Life Evangelical Backs Philandering Criminal’s War With Iran, No Matter How Many Children Die In It

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube personality, and singer/songwriter...

Report: Donald Trump Is Still Your Impeached President

A new report from the New American Journal of Obvious Stuff...

Trump Promises His Middle East War Will ‘Go Just as Good’ as Bush’s

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump's decision to kill a top...

Ted Nugent: “If George Lopez Wants to Joke About Killing Presidents, He Has to Mention His Machine Guns”

WASHED-UP HAS BEEN LAKE, MICHIGAN -- Comedian George Lopez recently enraged...

Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally

The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is...

Donald Trump Jr. Anxiously Awaiting Results of Genetic Bone Spur Tests

DUMLANDIA, NEW YORK -- The president's third smartest male crotch fruit,...