Yearly Archives: 2020

Facebook Hires Sarah Sanders, Sean Spicer, and Joseph Goebbels’ Reanimated Corpse to Vet Political Ads

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Facebook, facing enormous pressure from the...

NYC to Rename Public Toilet After Trump

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Officials in New York City have...

Adderall Sponsoring Trump’s State of the Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has reportedly inked a deal...

Iran Says Chick-Fil-A, WalMart, and Slave Plantations Are American Targets of Cultural Value

U.S. President Donald J. Trump made headlines and raised a serious...

Dems May Ask SCOTUS to Weigh-In On Impeached Presidents Starting World Wars During Election Years

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A growing number of Congressional Democrats are reportedly...

Mexico Updates Trump On How Much They’ve Paid For His Wall So Far

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- The government of Mexico reportedly sent the...

Evangelicals for Trump Releases List of “10 Best Pussy Grabbin’ Moments From The Bible”

It's no big secret that one key to the political success...

7 Outright Lies About Mark Zuckerberg That We Can Still Pay Facebook to Promote

Facebook, in a word, doesn't give two twisted Twinkie shits about...

Sarah Huckabee: “It Was Stupid of The Constitution to Not Give Presidents Unlimited Powers”

SLOP TROUGH, ARKANSAS -- Former Chief White House Propaganda Minister Sarah...