Yearly Archives: 2020

Trump Frustrated With Iowa Caucuses Because He Doesn’t Know Who to Have Ukraine Investigate Next

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A clearly perturbed President Donald Trump told reporters...

Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”

A rich, racist old man on a cable news television show...

Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump...

Citing Trump’s Impeachment, Son of Sam Requests Retrial With No Witnesses or Documents

NEW YORK -- Attorneys for the convicted serial killer known as...

Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised...

Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism

WASHINGTON., D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump delivered his...

Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech

All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap...

Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa...