Yearly Archives: 2020

Racist Old Man: “That Other Racist Old Man Isn’t Really That Racist”

A rich, racist old man on a cable news television show...

Trump Will Host Summer Kool-Aid Kountry Kookout for Supporters and Congressional Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A confident and clearly rejuvenated President Donald Trump...

Citing Trump’s Impeachment, Son of Sam Requests Retrial With No Witnesses or Documents

NEW YORK -- Attorneys for the convicted serial killer known as...

Trump Demands President of Utah Investigate Mitt Romney

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- To say that Senator Mitt Romney (R-UT) surprised...

Trump to Also Give Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Oxycontin and Racism

WASHINGTON., D.C. -- Last night, President Donald J. Trump delivered his...

Trumpers Outraged “Classless” Pelosi Ripped Up Pussy Grabbing, Nazi Defending Birther’s Speech

All across America, patriotic, tough, hard-as-nails, salt of the earth, bootstrap...

Murkowski Knows OJ Did It, But Glad He Got Off Anyway

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- When it's all said and done, Senator Lisa...

Buttigieg Declares Himself Winner of 2020 General Election

JUMTHAGUN, NEW HAMPSHIRE -- Last night and this morning, South Bend...

Things You Can Do With Diarrhea That Are Like Watching Trump’s State of the Union

President Donald Trump will deliver what could be his final State...