Yearly Archives: 2020

Pundits: Could The Guy With The Crazy Idea That ‘Rich People Are Doing Okay Enough’ Really Be Elected?

We asked three political pundits from three cable news networks to weigh-in on Bernie Sanders' chances.

Trump: Space Force Will Build Space Wall

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During a radio interview on WKKK-FM, Donald Trump...

Bloomberg Will Pay You $10,000 to Stop Thinking He’s Trying to Buy The Presidency

LOST WAGES, NEVADA -- At a campaign stop ahead of the...

Jesus Christ Announces He’s Returned to Try Another Sandwich

BUFFALO, NEW YORK --  The Bible foretells that when the End...

Local Feline Entering Rehab After Catnip Fueled $4000 Amazon Shopping Spree

WHISKERS FLATS, IDAHO -- An eight year old house cat in...

Alabama Teen Sent to Urgent Care With Uncle’s Babies In Her Eye

COU-ROUGE COUSIN SEXE PARISH, ALABAMA -- Doctors and attending staff in...

Incel Warns Left Hand Not to Expect Gifts Because Valentine’s Day Is a ‘Stupid Holiday Invented by Hallmark’

LAKE NOHSECKS, FLORIDA-- Charles "Chuck" Charleston is a 24 year old...

Bill Barr Is Totally Outraged (Wink, Wink) by Trump’s Inappropriate Tweets (Wink, Wink)

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr is, like, really very...

Tennessee Democrats Considering a 48-Hour Waiting Period for Erections

NASHVILLE, TENNESSEE -- In 2015, conservatives in Deep Red Tennesee seriously...

Study Shows 85% of Monopoly Money Used to Snort Pixy Stix

A new study just published by the National Institute of Studying...