Yearly Archives: 2020

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Trump Now Requires Everyone to Get Coronavirus Test Before Kissing His Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has instituted a new White...

James Schlarmann - March 11, 2020

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CDC Recommends Americans Quarantine Themselves From President Trump

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Centers for Disease Control issued new guidance...

James Schlarmann - March 11, 2020

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Toddler Doesn’t Give a Fuck

LINCOLN, INDIANA -- He doesn't give a fuck. He doesn't give a...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Town Goes Nuts for Local Man’s Pubic Topiaries

CHEVEUX DU SUD, LOUISIANA -- For the last several days, the...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Man Buys All of Store’s Toilet Paper and Canned Chili to Survive Coronavirus Quarantine

MIERDALIQUIDA VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- A grocery store on Main Street has...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Stephen Miller Announces He’s Immune to Human Mutation of Coronavirus

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The president's Senior White Power Adviser has announced...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Iconic Rock Band Enters Corporate Partnership With McDonald’s

HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Representatives for the band Fleetwood Mac announced a...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Trump Accuses Obama/Biden of Creating Coronavirus as ‘Part of a Flu Coup’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the country continues to brace itself and...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Trump Worries ‘Obama’s Stock Market Crash’ Will Tank His Economy

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told the American people today...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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Local Woman Refuses to Accept Trophy for World’s Most Stubborn Person

RECALCITRANT FALLS, MINNESOTA -- Last month, Cheryl Sherer won a highly-coveted...

James Schlarmann - March 10, 2020

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