Yearly Archives: 2020

Bernie Sanders to Send What’s Left of His Vocal Cords to Presidential Election Hall of Fame

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Senator Bernie Sanders of Vermont will not be...

Trump Thanks Those Who Have Died from Coronavirus for Bumping Up His Briefings’ TV Ratings

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump took to Twitter this morning...

Local MAGA-Boy Confused How He Got ‘The COVID’ After Taking Trump’s Snakeoil for Three Years

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-ing Youtube star, podcaster, singer/songwriter and...

Trump Says He’s ‘Heard Good Things’ About Treating Coronavirus With Blowtorches and Flamethrowers

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump continued to give unlicensed medical...

Stupidfuck Training to Become Dumbfuck

MORON VALLEY, MINNESOTA -- Marcus Palumbozo is a stupidfuck. He has...

Whiny Bitch Says He’d Suck Less at COVID-19 Response If Media Wasn’t So Mean To His Baby Ass

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A big, fat, whiny, entitled, spoiled bitch stood...

Pro-Life Supreme Court Justices Rule ‘Not So Much’ When It Comes to Wisconsin Voters

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a 5-4 decision split down ideological lines,...

CDC Urges Trump Supporters to Stop Sharing Hoods

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In what has been one of the busiest...

4 Ways to Tell If You Use the Word “Sheeple” Too Much

There are certain words in the English language that are categorically...

Participants Agree Zoom Orgy Only 30% Less Creepy Than In-Person One

Participants in an orgy via the group video chat app "Zoom"...